Monday, May 27, 2013

Cao Ni Ma

D and I spent all morning eating a slow breakfast on the nice warm patio reading books together. I had grabbed a book about Tierra del Fuego for D to read, but he already had a book he was trying to finish, so it sat on the table forlornly. Eventually, our roommate Yves came and joined us for breakfast, so I offered him the book to read. Yves said earlier in the week that he wants to learn 3 new English words a day.

So I said, "Here, read this, you'll learn all kinds of new words. Like llama!"

Yves: "Llama? What's that?"

me: "Well, it's like a deer, only wooly like a sheep, with a long neck like a giraffe, and a face like a camel."

Yves: ".........What." *pulls out iPhone and googles llama*
 "OH, I know the word for these in Chinese, people post funny pictures of them on the internet........"

me: "Omigosh, please teach me the Chinese word for llama!!!!!"

Yves: "............. *blushes* It's actually pronounced the same as a very rude word."

me: "OMIGOSH DO YOU PROMISE?!?!" :D


I thus promptly spent the rest of the day repeating the word for "llama" AND "f*** your mother" in Mandarin over and over to be sure I won't ever forget. <3

Friday, May 24, 2013

A Little Bit of Home

I try to not have too much stuff, and I must admit that on the journey to Perth, I was seriously irked at all the stuff I had to carry (a big backpack, plus purse, and a checked 49 lb suitcase). Lugging all that across the endless expanse of LAX made me fantasize about not carrying anything ever again, no seriously why is everything so heavy and annoying.

But in the end, I'm very very very very very very glad I brought a little bit of home with me.

The Australia DVD makes it easier to get into the box beneath without moving all the little pieces of my altar.
This sits on a shelf just at my eye level where it makes me smile every day. <3

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

The Key to a Girl's Heart is Through Her Fandom

D agreed to start watching Avatar: The Last Airbender with me after my many references and comments (and seeing pictures of my cosplay...). Avatar is one of my all-time favorite TV shows, a kid's cartoon I watched with my brother and friends in high school. D and I suffered through those first 3 episodes which made me cringe the entire time, and are now happily cruising through the first season (we'll watch the pirate episode tonight!). For those who don't know, this cartoon world is kind of a geo-political adventure across the entire planet, and nearly every episode finds the characters in a new village.

A few nights ago, D surprises me by bringing home a printed map of the Avatar world.

So that we can follow along with the Avatar's journey as we watch the show together.

......*nerdgasm*

We replaced our world map with Australia and ATLA.
Whoever on the internet made this map is magnificent.

If this doesn't go a long way toward explaining why I moved to the other side of the planet, I don't know what does.

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Backyard

Today I cleaned the patio!

This is where we eat breakfast most days. Over in the corner by the green worm box is D's lemon tree, taller than I am already!

The view from our back patio onto a nice open space. Kids play footie out here almost every morning.

Friday, May 17, 2013

First Week in Perth

As "M Week" (as D labeled it in his calendar) comes to a close, I wanted to catch up on what I've been up to and how it's gone so far.

In general, my jet lag has been minor. Strangely, I'm ready to fall asleep early in the evening, by 8pm or so, and then wake up around dawn (though that may also have something to do with our east-facing bedroom window). I've learned most of the workings of the house (every. single. faucet. drips.), and done plenty of nice domestic chores that help me feel more at home. D and I are settling into this fun adventure of living together nicely. We've started watching Avatar: The Last Airbender together at night just before bed with a little bit of sake and back rubs.

In a funny series of coincidences, this was our show-going week, with two plays, two stand-up comedies, and a film.

Last Saturday, after purposefully staying in bed all day because I was so sleepy, we went out to see Lawrence Leung, Australia's adorable nerd comic. I quite like Lawrence Leung and the dorky 5-year-old-with-a-beard caricature of himself that he plays (and also all the fandom references he slips in).

Sunday we took the train to Northbridge to see the German film Doll, The Fatso, and Me (which was wonderful) and met up with one of D's Frisbee German friends. After the film, we had a few beers and discussed making a science fiction film out in the bush, throwing around plot ideas for hours.

Monday was finally Get Shit Done day while D went to uni. I got my banking sorted, bought a simcard for my phone, and visited my favorite $2 store (yay super warm sleep pants for $10! Also a box with cupcakes on it!). I got home just in time for a nice chat with my roommate Y, a big hilarious Chinese guy, who was cooking up pork stomach (delicious) and garlic bok choy (new favorite thing in the world).

Tuesday was another adventure day. I figured out how to get to the nearest grocery store several blocks away (D eats salads with raw garlic for lunch.... in the face of that, I was suddenly craving some nice American peanut butter and also those delicious tiny cans of chicken salad). Then I had a date with my awesome Canadian girl friend J at uni. Which should've been easy, except the bus routes have changed since 2011 and between a few poor decisions on my part and the slow bus schedule, it took me an extra hour to sort it out. I eventually made it to uni though for a wonderful chat, where we caught up on all the dramatic goings-ons, and even managed to help one another with our biggest problems. I gave her the lowdown on the Work and Holiday visa, which might be just what she needs to finish up research here in Perth. She answered a phone call from her boss (who used to be my boss) and handed the phone over to me, whereupon said boss told me to email my resume and she'd put me on the schedule for next month. Success!Also wonderful was the fact that I said hello to Nancy, my almost-Master's-supervisor (and J's supervisor), who said we should meet next week; since I didn't get the scholarships to study with her, I'm hopeful there might be an internship or a job that lets me work on a project in the field anyway. In addition, another student invited me to a party this weekend! As D said, "Oh wait, I have to go to things with your friends now?" Yup, I've already got a few of my own friends in Perth, and it's such a magnificent contrast to last time.

Wednesday after D left for uni I fell asleep for another 2.5 solid hours. Jet lag is weird. I managed to drag myself out of bed long enough to start cooking up a yummy bean chili, which I had been craving. I was trying to finish it all before D got home, as we were going out to our second comedy "Who, Me", a show about Doctor Who. I didn't quite manage to finish cooking on time, but that worked out just fine because he surprised me and brought home FISH STICKS AND CUSTARD. I love this boy. Interestingly, he was practically sick to his stomach at the concoction, but I thought it was delicious and ate it all. We agreed it must be my American taste for lots of salt and sugar. The show was funny, if a bit less cohesive than Lawrence Leung.

Thursday was another relatively slow day, though I walked down the street to the op shop in search of another sweater. It's getting on towards winter here, and the relatively damp air and overcast days leave our poorly-insulated house quite chilly. I found an adorable grey sweater and two neat books for $10 total, so I felt accomplished. In the evening, I dressed up and took the train to Northbridge and met D and his friend Wallaby Jack in China Town for dinner before our first play of the week. I like proper Chinese restaurants in Perth, as it takes a careful eye to sort through the 100+ different meals to find something that I think I know what it is (and to avoid all the Century Egg and Abalone and Shark Fin and suspicious adjectives). D got us tickets for this production of Death of a Salesman, and then we discovered that Wallaby Jack was going as well. I read the script in high school, so I was able to explain some things to D and Wallaby Jack that were hard to catch in the rapid New-York-as-done-by-Australians-accent. It was so weird for the first 5 minutes of the play; the actor playing Willy had a remarkably good accent, but his wife's was just slightly off somehow, and it made me itch until I got used to it. The set and stage directions for this play was most excellent. It was so nicely done, they managed to make me burst into a smile at the power of it right in the middle of the depressing ending.

And now today. Tonight I'll head out to Northbridge (again, yeesh) for our second play "Robots Vs. Art." I don't know anything about it, other than that I need to wear one of my famous robot tshirts, and that I'll get to meet a bunch more of D's Frisbee German friends.

In review, it's been a most excellent wonderful magnificent week. I'm happy living in Perth, and I'm happy living with D, and I'm excited about all our plans for life this year. <3

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Can't Decide


D and I have been mulling over whether or not my stopovers in Tokyo and Singapore airports count enough for me to get two new stars in those countries (for that matter, add New Zealand to the list!). While I didn't leave the airport in any of those places, I do have some fond memories of the exciting or strange new things I encountered.

What do you think? Should I get a few shiny new red stars on the map, or do I need to actually visit the country properly for it to count?


Seriously, I need to start giving those blue stars a run for their money.

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Arrived!

After a very, very, very, very, very long journey.

Plane 1: ABQ to Phoenix
I cried, just a little, when the plane's wheels left the ground. Then there was some pretty alarming turbulence, so I was pretty sure we were all going to crash and explode and die. Fun emotional times there.

Plane 2: Phoenix to Los Angeles.
I had to deboard, then promptly reboard the same damn plane in Phoenix. Boooooo.

LAX
The Asian/Pacific terminal is super ghetto; exposed wiring in the overhang outside, grungy carpets, and cardboard covering up holes in the ceiling. It took a solid 45 minutes to get through the ticketing line; then another nerve-wracking ten minutes for my ticketing process, during which the lady didn't seem to know how to work the computer and asked me 4 different times "Checking any bags? Just one? Is it this one?" Security took approximately a million years too, in a cramped low-ceiling maze that reminded me of Disney world. Seriously, wtf Los Angeles??

Plane 3: Los Angeles to Tokyo
Whoooo movies all the time! And delicious food. Also free wine. Traveling is fun!

Tokyo
What do you mean, I have to get off the same plane and then get back on two hours later? Buuuuuuullshit. >:| Oh wait, look there's shops with mochi and green tea Kit Kats and sake!!! Happy happy happy. And BEST YET, I got a $2 bill and yen coins as change. <3 I liked Tokyo airport.

Plane 4: Tokyo to Singapore
The guy sitting next to me continued to sit next to me instead of scooting over on the nearly empty plane, so I had to continue to be cramped unnecessarily. Irritating.

Singapore
Walking off the plane was like walking into a greenhouse: damp, and smelling rather moldy. But then I meandered to the other end of the terminal for my next gate, and passed every fancy kind of shop you could think of. It was 3am local time, and everything was empty. It was rather nice, actually, until very suddenly at 6am, the place filled up with people from all directions. While waiting at my gate, a nice older lady sat down next to me and asked me to fill out a survey about the airport and its facilities on an iPad, and when we finished she gave me a neat mini pen with an iPad stylus at the other end! Singapore was strange and exciting.

Plane 5: Singapore to Perth
AUGH WHY I AM NOT THERE YET GUUUUUUH. F everything.

Perth
Eeeeek I forgot I have a granola bar in my backpack. I'm going to get in trouble! Wait, why am I being put in a different line? Omg, we're getting sniffed by a dog. The dog is so cute! Oh sweet I made it through; apparently this dog doesn't care about granola bars.Whew.

D wore a suit to pick me up. In the car, he had bagels and cream cheese, because it's American food. At home, he had homemade kangaroo and prawn gumbo so we didn't have to cook or go out.

I'm very very very very very very happy. <3<3<3


Saturday, May 4, 2013

My New Nightmare

My brother: "Hey M, remember that time your cat vomited on your laptop?"
me: "uggggggggh. Why?"
My brother: "Because turns out you should be afraid of more than cats when you move to Perth..."

Thursday, May 2, 2013

Because People Keep Asking Me....

This is how big Australia is compared to the United States. If you squint, you can make out all the different cities as well.
Taken from here: http://s302.photobucket.com/user/francisanderson/media/usaAust-1.jpg.html